Inside my head before yoga:
You know, I know I said I’d go to class and that I was looking forward to it and Saturday’s was great and stuff but I don’t feel like it. It’s been a long day. I’m tired. My hip flexors are weirdly sore. And I’m just not into it. I work hard! I totally deserve a break. I’ll go tomorrow.
Ugh. No. NO. I paid way too much for this unlimited class pass bullshit. I can’t not go. Seriously why is yoga so damn expensive anyway? It’s like Canadian airlines where they just band together and jack up prices so that we basically BEGGAR ourselves to go to these classes (or other cities) so I can feel all soulful and bendy after. Jesus. Okay. I’m going.
WHY IS EVERYBODY ON THE ROAD GOING TEN KM UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT? Seriously people, it may be rush hour but that doesn’t mean you get to drive like my grandmother. She isn’t even allowed on the road anymore. Ohmygod. Everybody is stupid but me.
Shit. That trendy, super flexible girl is here. I knew she would be. In her great, slightly colour-coordinated, oh-I-just-wake-up-like-this-outfit. Annnnd she’s putting her mat next to mine. Awesome.
Is it savasana yet?
Inside my head after yoga:
Okay, that? Was awesome. I can’t believe I wasn’t going to come!
Would it be weird to hug my instructor? Maybe a little. I’ll just, like, say it was a great class or something. Ahhh I love this yoga mat; it’s just so comfortable and homey, you know? And these leggings! I swear I’m more flexible in leggings.
And beautiful, bendy girl complimented my headstand! Dope! You too. So good. Seriously, your practice is inspiring.
I should go home and make some soup to take for lunch this week and maybe some of those dairy-free, sugar-free, gluten-free homemade power bars I pinned the other day oooooo and a smoothie! I love smoothies. That would be the best snack after yoga!
Ahh. Great class everyone! See you tomorrow! And the day after that! And the day after that. Namaste!